This is @cravenheart getting an atomic wedgie during today’s teabagging, er um, rugby game.
God rest his soul.
princesscandyempire asked: Dear @navanax, What is the sexiest thing a girl can wear for her boyfriend?
A little red dress.
We can treat folly with kindness … knowing that soon his wild spirit will quieten, and the foolishness will fall away to reveal a model citizen.
– Number 2, The Prisoner
princesscandyempire asked: And of course the follow up question: Spaghetti or Ravioli?
Four cheese ravioli covered with asiago cheese sauce and sprinkled with parmesan reggiano. Cheese bread on the side… eaten while bathing in a huge pool of cheese whiz. I know this sounds cheesy but…
princesscandyempire asked: Dear @navanax, Stripper pole dance or private Champagne room lap dance?
Hi Princess!
Private Champagne room lap dance. I supply the pole.
princesscandyempire asked: Dear @navanax, You're stuck in a black hole and your flux capacitor is malfunctioning prohibiting you from safely to returning back to the closest space station. Luckily you have your trusty first officer, @Paul_Shinn by your side for advice. What is your next move?
Funny you asked this question, because I was thinking about it the other day. Flux Capacitors are notoriously problematic and always seem to break down at the worst possible time.
Fortunately @Paul_Shinn is an expert at static vector black hole navigation. We would probably need to detonate a warhead at a safe (but not too safe) distance to give us our initial velocity.
So while Paul carries out these complex calculations my next move would be to mix the margaritas. It’s important that all essential systems be well lubricated.
Josh Ritter - The Curse
It’s a song. No, It’s a story.
“It’s lovely, really. I didn’t think I would cry but the end got me.” - Some chick on YouTube
Try as you might @navanax ~ I HAVE FAV’D @Paul_Shinn MORE than you!!
Don’t cry.
This picture has clearly been doctored. NOBODY out favs Paul_Shinn. Not on my watch!
